A Zombie's History of the United States: From the Massacre at Plymouth Rock to the CIA's Secret War on the Undead

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Americans were taught that their country is civilized and humane. yet, too frequently, U.S. activities were uncivilized and inhumane.

—Howard Zinn

Shedding mild on 500 years of suppression, this stunning exposé finds the pivotal position in American heritage performed via its such a lot invisible minority—zombies.

From colonization and revolution to global Wars and international hegemony, A Zombie’s heritage of the United States tells the robust and relocating tales of this country’s living-dead underclass, including:

•The zombie bloodbath of eu colonists at Plymouth Rock

•The ugly killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis by way of his fellow explorer William Clark

•The doomed protection of the Alamo opposed to hordes of the attacking undead

•The heroic, platoon-saving cost right into a hail of German fireplace by way of an undead Lt. Audie Murphy

•The top-secret NASA missions that launched(and usually misplaced) zombies into space

•The anti-terrorist application to forestall the weaponization of the zombie virus

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Gen. Casey had promised Washington zombie squaddies. Ingpen spent years unsuccessfully attempting to educate zombies. notwithstanding zombies validated a smart flair for circumventing definite stumbling blocks to get at decoy prey, they can no longer study with the mere promise of present or punishment, anything precious within the education of any animal (or human). After sufficient repetition, a few zombies may research that there has been, say, continuously a human at the back of the pink door or that stacking up a pile of blocks was once the quickest solution to get to a human up on a platform. with out people current, notwithstanding, a zombie turned inactive and purposeless. In 1931, Casey introduced in chemist Dr. Neil Moore to determine if he may opposite engineer the fabled hybrid concoction that Dr. Benjamin Rush and Thomas Jefferson had used so foolishly greater than a century previous. whereas a military of informed zombies might were outstanding, what Casey relatively sought after used to be a military of incorporates, in a position to take either bullets and instructions. in any case, Moore by no means replicated Rush’s miracle, yet replicating the result was once simply entire through easily utilizing blood from a “living” hybrid. Casey had was hoping Moore will be capable of weed out the hybrid’s starvation for human flesh, yet this used to be easily impossible. back utilizing volunteer convicts, Ingpen and Moore built a squad of what will be referred to as large soldiers—four to be unique, given code names after Alexander Dumas’s 4 musketeers: d’Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis. Had this been in the course of wartime, the musketeers application might definitely have endured, most likely drawing a greater classification of volunteers (Casey had initially desired to use immigrants searching for citizenship as try subjects), however the folly of utilizing convicted felons ultimately stuck up with undertaking Phantom whilst Porthos and Athos went on a rampage, killing Casey, Ingpen, Aramis, different scientists, and 5 guards sooner than eventually being de-animated as they attempted to arrive castle Dead’s floor point. while Casey’s alternative, Col. Howard Alan, took over, his first command was once to close down the large soldier application, completely. whereas zombies weren’t trainable, they have been not less than predictable. and no more shrewdpermanent. lower than Alan’s tutelage venture Phantom used to be to create certainly one of international battle II’s maximum mystery guns. The Berserker Corps i've got simply again from traveling the zombie Berserks on the entrance, and there's no longer a finer battling association on this planet! —Gen. Douglas MacArthur, reporting to Gen. Eisenhower, 1942 On September three, 1939, nice Britain and France either issued ultimatums tough that Germany instantly withdraw its troops from Poland. whilst Germany didn't comply, global warfare II successfully all started. although President Franklin Delano Roosevelt (fifth cousin to Theodore) and lots more and plenty of the army felt the United States may still input the fray to boot, with darkish lingering stories of worldwide battle I, sentiment one of the public used to be seriously opposed to becoming a member of the warfare. FDR did ship Britain provides and a few guns, together with a proposal for a weapon the U.

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